Ok, you spot a real knockout, beautiful and self-confident. Make eye contact, roll your eyes and say, "I have to tell you - You are the most stunningly UGLY girl I've seen in a long time! I hope you have a great personality." Turn your back.
If her girlfriend objects to your comment, say, "You're very kind for sticking up for her, but she's just using you. She's hoping to pick up your leftovers!"
Do NOT use this on anyone less than a real 10! She needs to be confident in her looks, or you'll just make her miserable. As a follow-up, try, "Seriously, you look like a writer." If she asks, "What kind?" say, "Romance novels." This should get her laughing. Take it from there.
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